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Taxciter - Music - 500 Lb. Mom

Genre:
Comedy
Added:
26-03-2012
Position:
21 in Comedy, 4704 overall

I've got a five hundred pound mom
and she's stuck half way - out of the shower.
She's screaming my name -
"help meee - help meee - Tom."
I've got a five hundred pound mom.
waaa-aa, waaa-aaa, waaa-aaa
"waaa-aa, waaa-aaa, waa-aa-aa-aaaaaa"
I've got a five hundred pound mom
and she can't get dressed - without my help
She's got some new hose
"help meee - help meee - Tom."
I've got a five hundred pound mom.
waaa-aa, waaa-aaa, waaa-aaa
"waaa-aa, waaa-aaa, waa-aa-aa-aaaaaa"
I've got a five hundred pound mom.
and she's stuck half way - out of the shower.
and she can't - get - cleeeen

Overall perfomance
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Individual musicianship
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2
Originality
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2
Composition
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Marketable
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2