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The CheeseBergens - Video

What Would Lemmy Do?

19-12-2016

Our ode to Lemmy Kilmister, in loving memory.

Lemmy he don't really walk on water
But he just might sleep with your daughter
And gonna save your soul
He might save rock n' roll

He came to earth on a motorcycle
And when he did he chose he disciples
Then they went to rehearsal
Philthy Phil and Wurzel

What would Lemmy do? 3x
Whatever he'd do, he'd do it better than you

Lemmy will save us from terrorist attacks
With just a pipe and a shot of Jack
He don't use no nukes
He wears his Daisy Dukes

And Lemmy he might never make it to heaven
He's got a Marshall amp that goes to 11
Try nailing him to a cross
And he'll tell you to get lost

What would Lemmy do? 3x
Whatever it is, he'll do it better than you

But Lemmy's he's a good man
He'll give you the shirt off his back
He can make the starving a feast
From a burger and a shot of Jack
And when he speaks wisdom comes
That is so true so amazing
It frees your soul though you'd admit
You've no freakin' clue what he's sayin'

Lemmy wasn't born in 4 BC
It was a few years later you see
And now he's living in sin
With Mary Magdalene

And there was no immaculate conception
He's probably on his 3rd resurrection
He's coming back from the dead
To tour with Motorhead

What would Lemmy do? 3x
Whatever it is he'd do it better than you.

Mommy and Daddy Worship Satan

19-12-2016

Published on Jul 5, 2016

You've seen the band, you've heard the music, now watch the debut video! It's hard enough growing up when you're an adolescent kid. Now see how much harder it can be when the parental units worship satan!
Filming and Editing: Andrew Soto
Guest Appearances: Cassius Vian, Will Smith

I hoped they wouldn't notice but
My friends suspicion's roused
They ask me why I never let them
Come play at my house
It looks as if I may have to
Invite them to my home
And pray dad doesn't greet then when
He's wearing his black robe

The coast is clear they wonder what
The worry on my face meant
When suddenly a chanting starts
To rise up from the basement
Why can't I be a normal kid
It's so much less complex
To say I think it's just my mom
And father having sex

My mother says "I guess I just
Don't get your generation"
And that's what life is like when mom
And daddy worship Satan.

And before I know it they
Are running to explore
And follow the odd noises that
Are coming from the floor
And soon they find my parents
In their favorite recreation
Conjuring up spirits in
An evil incantation

And daddy says "Oh visitors
Well isn't that just nice?"
I hope he doesn't think them virgins
To be sacrificed
But mom ignores my gestures and
She sports an evil grin her
Mouth waters as she says "We're happy
To have you for dinner!"


I fear they will accept her offer
And agree to stay
Do they not know she means to have them
As the main entree?
I'm just about to tell them run
But briefly I think twice
A break from eye of newt and toe
Of frog would sure be nice

My mother says "I guess I just
Don't get your generation"
And that's what life is like when mom
And daddy worship Satan.